A friend of mine, from Russia, was about to be run over 
by a car when the woman driver in the car decided to use the brakes while just touching him. As soon as the car passed by, he said: In Russia we say “Woman driving car comme (french word for “like”) Monkey playing with dynamite ” 
– imagine that and i am sure this is bare funny !!!!!
No offence intended however to any female readers please.
